Welcome to another month of Void Comics! I have some great news today! We recently have been in talks with a movie studio about producing movies based on our comics! Yes, you read that right! While nothing is final yet, I can say that we sold the rights to our five mainline titles as well as our Monger series. The studio in question recently produced an incredibly popular Marvel movies and has another Marvel movie with gifted younXsters out this summer.
Anyways, that means some great changes are in store for our comics! First things first, we will NOT change our comic output: You will still be able to read your favorite comics on this website for free of course. So please look forward to our coming universe-wide reboot with new #1 titles, variant covers and holo-foil extras - those are only available in selected comic book stores. Pre-order now and get a free iconic baseball cap! I also want to take this time to talk about casting decisions. Since we are all about inclusiveness here, we are working really hard to bring you the best casting we can. We are planning to cast many female and black actors in vital roles! For that we have changed the gender and ethnicity of all our characters to be as diverse as we can.
We want to bring in Chris Brown as the heroic feminist superhero that Nightfighter will become. By his side we'll have Latina Superstar J-Lo as Nightstar and Latino-Lover Enrique Iglesias as the wheelchair-bound Shin.
For Psypher we decided to cast Halle Berry in the lead. The Golden Raspberry award winning actress will bring the required gravitas to the role of the no-nonsense superhero. The supporting cast will consist of Idris Elba as Melissa and Morgan Freeman as Patrick. We are also working with the team that created the amazing 2Pac hologram to bring him into our movie as Andrea.
Black Shadow has already been cast, with the talented Canadian superstar Justin Bieber als the titular hero and his slightly more popular countryman Chad Kroeger from Nickelback as his partner Marcus. The movie will focus on their struggle as a lesbian transgender couple in the police force. When Marcus ends up with PTSD due to a twitter fight, Brian takes it upon himself to punish those responsible. Truly an epic and modern take on the characters!
Indian Bollywood Superstar Katrina Kaif will be playing Shade. Sure, Jara is an Arab American but who cares, those brown people all look the same anyway. We will also cast character actor Scott Bayo as Lucia and instead of being a black transgender woman, Lucia will become a white heterosexual male because that is the image kids of today need to aspire to!
Miley Cyrus is single again, which means I want to have sex with her. Thus I am casting her as Replica. There simply is no other choice! As for the Professor, in a bid to build our own Cinematic Universe we are casting 2Pac again as Andrea, to bring the two movies closer together.
Finally, after having three white Monger agents in our comics and short films we finally have the first non-white Monger agent! In this quirky CGI comedy, green Mars-Person BZBVBZB lives in the colorful city of Baltimore and protects the people from the evil Saturn Aliens EAUYUEA and UOEYEOU when they try to get their slimy tentacles on a white young earth boy who is the only one who can save humanity! A dazzling tale of adventure and comedy, with songs written by the great 50Cent!
So that's it already, some great things to look forward to! Come back to our website regularly and click on the many ads we will put on our page to win great prizes and swag! See you around, my friends!